Terms and Conditions of Use





These terms and conditions of use (“Terms and Conditions”) apply to the oldguytalks.com website (“Site”), which belongs to 2 Old Men, LLC (“The Old Guy”). IF YOU USE THIS SITE, THAT MEANS YOU AGREE TO ALL OF THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE, DO NOT USE THIS SITE!

The Old Guy reserves the right to change these Terms and Conditions at any time. If you continue to use this Site, you agree to all of those changes, too.


The Old Guy’s Rights

This Site and its content are protected by copyright under U.S. law and other countries. All copyrights, trademarks and other intellectual property rights related to this Site, as well as the content and software, belong to the Old Guy and his licensors, if any. All rights not expressly granted in these Terms and Conditions are reserved to The Old Guy and his licensors.


Medical and Health Information

The content provided in this Site is solely for your information only. It is not medical advice and is in no way a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis or treatment. You need to seek advice from your doctor or other medical professional for any medical condition you may have or about which you may be concerned. Do not delay or fail to seek medical treatment because of something you read on this Site.

As noted when you entered the Site, this Site may contain sexually explicit health discussions. If you find that offensive, do not use this Site.


The Old Guy Promotes Stuff for Money

The Old Guy is not a Socialist Weasel and if you click on a link and buy something as a Capitalist, The Old Guy makes money. The Old Guy only promotes stuff he uses and has worked for him. No guarantee it will work for you. The Old Guy will put this kind of notice next to any link on this Site to which it applies.


Your Use

The Old Guy will let you view or download a single copy of the content on this Site for your own personal, non-commercial use, but only if you also print or download the copyright notice and: © 2016 2 Old Men, LLC. All rights reserved,” and any other proprietary notices. However, you must not:

  • Republish material from the Site;
  • Sell or rent material from the Site;
  • Reproduce, duplicate, create derivative works, copy or otherwise exploit material on our website for any purpose;
  • Redistribute any content from the Site, including onto another website;
  • Attempt to gain unauthorized access to any part of the Site;
  • Use any device that attempts to interfere with the operation of the Site;
  • Use content of the Site for any unlawful purpose, including infringement of copyrights or trademarks of The Old Guy or third parties, or in violation of these Terms and Conditions;
  • Use the Site to send unsolicited commercial communications;
  • Impersonate another person when using this Site or allow anyone else to use your identity;
  • Using the Site in a way that restricts anyone else’s use and enjoyment of the Site, including by harassing or causing distress or inconvenience to any other user, transmitting obscene or offensive content or disrupting the normal flow of dialogue within; and
  • Distribute viruses or malicious code.


The Old Guy is an Arizona limited liability company with its principal place of business in Phoenix, Arizona. The Old Guy does not make any representation as to whether the content on this Site may be downloaded outside the United States. It may be unlawful for certain people in certain countries to access and use this Site. If you do access this Site from outside the U.S., you do so completely at your own risk and you are solely responsible for complying with the laws of your jurisdiction.


Disclaimer and Limitation of Liability

The Old Guy makes no representations, warranties, or assurances as to the accuracy, reliability, completeness or current nature of the content contained in this Site or any sites linked to this Site. All the materials on this site are provided “as is.” THE OLD GUY MAKES NO WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, WHETHER EXPRSS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR ANY PARTICULAR PURPOSE OR NONINFRINGEMENT OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY. In no event shall The Old Guy or its agents or associates be liable for any damages whatsoever (including, without limitation, damages for loss of profits, business interruption, loss of information, injury or death) arising out of the use of or inability to use the materials, even if has been advised of the possibility of such loss or damages.




Potentially Infringing Material

If you believe that material on this Site or accessible from it, infringes your copyright, you can ask The Old Guy to remove it. Using the email address providing on this Site, please send The Old Guy: 1) Identify the copyrighted work that you believe has been infringed by describing it and telling us where to find it; 2) identify the material you believe is infringing the copyrighted work by providing The Old Guy with the URL and other identifying information; 3) a statement under penalty of perjury that you are the copyright holder or authorized to act on the holder’s behalf; 4) a statement as to your good faith belief that copyright infringement has occurred; 4) information so that we can reach you by phone or email.


Privacy Policy

Your privacy is very important to The Old Guy. Here is how The Old Guy collects, uses, communicates and makes use of personal information:


Your Personal Information

When accessing the Site, The Old Guy learns certain information about you during your visit.

Similar to other commercial websites, the Site utilizes a standard technology called “cookies” and server logs to collect information about how the Site is used. Information gathered through cookies and server logs may include the date and time of visits, the pages viewed, time spent at the Site, and the websites visited just before and just after the Site, as well as your IP address.

The Old Guy will not obtain personally-identifying information about you when you visit our site, unless you choose to provide that information to The Old Guy.

If you choose to correspond with The Old Guy through email, The Old Guy may retain the content of your email messages together with your email address and our responses. The Old Guy provides the same protections for these electronic communications that are employed in the maintenance of information received online, mail and telephone. Personal information may be used for purposes of administering business activities, providing customer service and making available other items and services to our customers and prospective customers. The Old Guy will maintain the information you send via e-mail in accordance with applicable federal law.

The Old Guy does not disclose, sell, rent, or lease your personal information or any subscription lists to any third party, including any individual, government agency, or company at any time unless strictly compelled to do so by law.

We may use your e-mail address solely to provide timely information about The Old Guy, but if you don’t want any of that stuff, you can tell The Old Guy not to send you anything.


CAN-SPAM Compliance

In compliance with the CAN-SPAM Act, if the Old Guy sends you an e-mail, the email will clearly state who is sending it and provide clear information on how to contact the sender. In addition, all e-mail messages will also contain concise information on how to remove yourself from The Old Guy’s mailing list so that he will quit sending you emails.

You can opt-out of receiving communications, including newsletters and promotional materials, from The Old Guy by following the unsubscribe instructions located at the bottom of any e-mail The Old Guy sends.


Use of External Links

This Site contain links to other websites. The Old Guy cannot and does not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, reliability, timeliness or current nature of information found at any linked site. Unless The Old Guy tells you he has been paid in connection with a link to or from an external site, then providing links to or from external sites does not act as any endorsement from The Old Guy as to the sponsors of these sites or the products or information they present.



You agree to indemnify, defend and hold The Old Guy and its members, employees, agents, licensors and suppliers harmless from and against any claims, actions, demands or liabilities (including but not limited to costs, awards, settlements, and reasonable attorney and professional fees) resulting from or related to your violation of these Terms and Conditions.


Jurisdiction and Venue

These Terms of Conditions are to be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Arizona without regard to its conflict of laws principles. If any provision is found to be invalid, that will not affect the validity of the remaining provisions of these Terms and Conditions. Any failure to enforce any provision will not be considered a waiver.

Jurisdiction and venue will lie in the state and federal courts of Arizona located in the city of Phoenix and you agree to the exercise of personal jurisdiction there.


Entire Agreement

In addition to Legal Notices that may appear on this Site, these Terms and Conditions constitute the entire agreement between The Old Guy and you regarding your use of this Site and its content.


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